Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The Sparkliest Four Minutes of Your Day

Johnny on the Fourth Hour of Today this morning 
with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, in which 
he assisted with an Olympics trivia quiz. 
Best way to start a Wednesday ever.

UPDATE: Even more new pics via Getty below!

UPDATE: Yes, we have video 
of Johnny’s commentary on Cup of China!

Reminder: Johnny is commentating 
on all the Grand Prix events! 
Tune in to NBC’s coverage of NHK Trophy 
this Sunday, November 10
sure to be anything but boring...

Thank you, NBC Sports!

So normally I don’t do a sort of one-hit wonder post, but fans across the world are waiting to see some scrap of Johnny’s appearance on Today this morning and no one really wants to read a lot of words from me about it—they just want to SEE HIM and hear what he said and admire his outfit, so thanks to the amazing Jenn Kittler, we can all do that right now without further ado. He was only on for about four minutes, which clearly doesn’t begin to sate our primal need to see him on TV, but if your life is anything like mine, which today is made up exclusively of piles of laundry and bills and dishes, all of which hold no interest for me whatsoever, it will certainly be the sparkliest four minutes of your Wednesday and well worth watching repeatedly while you avoid all that other crap. Enjoy! (Video embedded below the screencaps.)

UPDATE: Wonderful news!! 
Can't wait to see his 
inspirations on the ice!

Hoda Kotb introduces Johnny: 
Here to help me out in the studio is a very special man. 
He is a two-time Olympian, and the newest figure skating analyst 
for NBC’s Olympics coverage in Sochi. 
His name, of course is Johnny Weir.

Hoda: I like your outfit! I wondered what you would wear.
Johnny: Well, I wanted to do very graphic 
black-and-white for you today.
Hoda: I’m into it.

Hoda: Are you ready?
Johnny: I’m absolutely ready.

Johnny explains the answer to the first question 
of the day, “Which of the following events is new to the 
2014 Sochi Olympics?” The answer is the biathlon mixed relay, 
and “that is apparently skiing cross-country...

...and shooting...

...and there is a mixed team of gentlemen and ladies 
that will go across Russia.”

Hoda: That sounds interesting.
Johnny: It sounds terrifying.
Hoda: It certainly does. Back across to Kathie!

The answer to the next question, “who is the most decorated 
American Winter Olympian of all time,” is Apolo Ohno.
Hoda: He’s a nice guy. Do you know him?
Johnny: He’s a very very friendly, nice guy, 
incredible speed skater, looks great in tights...
Hoda: Look at you. Look at you. Johnny. 
All right, back across to Kath.

Kathie: Johnny is going to be an awesome addition 
to our Winter coverage. He’s so delightful!

The next question is, “Matt Lauer and Al Roker 
have teamed up to try all of the following Olympic sports 
except a) synchronized swimming, b) luge, c) wrestling, 
or d) figure skating?” The answer is figure skating. 
As they show footage of Matt and Al wrestling, 
Johnny breathes, “That’s so sexy....”

In answer to the next question, Johnny explains 
that Russia has chosen multiple mascots 
to represent the Sochi Olympics (but no snowman): 
“Russia was very specific in choosing very Russian animals—
a leopard, a hare, a polar bear—winter-themed animals 
that they have all across Russia.”

Final question: “Which of the following is NOT a term 
associated with figure skating: a) axel jump, b) camel spin, 
c) hammerhead, d) sit spin?” The contestant answers correctly, 
and Johnny confirms: “A hammerhead is a shark, 
not a figure skating move.” 
Hoda then asks: “One quick question: What are you going
 to be wearing when you do the Olympic coverage? 
What is your outfit going to be?”

“I haven’t quite decided yet. It’s going to be sparkly, 
because I’ll be upset that I won’t be on the ice 
competing with those boys...

...but I will outshine them 
sitting in my little chair...

...and talking about them.”

Video!! And for international fans, 
please try this link.

UPDATE: More bonus pics!! 
Via Getty.

Bonus pics!! Via Getty images. 
Thanks to Eiko Shibuya for the alert!

Bonus fan art!! Tweeted by fukunbo: 
“Trick or Treat ♪”

All four segments of Shigesato Itoi’s 
wonderful interview with Johnny are up:
Part One – Marriage 
Part Two – Balance
Part Three – Olympics
Part Four – Life
Plus a special message from Johnny 

about his retirement from competitive skating
is included at the end of Part Four.
Please go read it all now!

On Johnny’s website, 
linked to his retirement statement
Thank YOU, Johnny!

Johnny’s latest column for the 
Falls Church News-Press.
His columns are published every Thursday 
in the “National Commentary“ 
section—don’t miss a single one! 

I discovered over the weekend that there are 
brief rehearsal clips of Johnny on my cell phone 
that I had totally forgotten I had. 
The footage is blurry and jumpy, but as I re-watched 
this one for the first time in months, I suddenly realized 
that that doesn’t really matter at all....
Video link.
International fans video link.

ICYMI:Tribute: ‘My Beautiful Ice Angel.’”
A longtime fan’s heartfelt guest post 
about Johnny’s career and retirement. 

Also on the blog:
All of Him Is My Treasure.”
Fans react to Johnny’s graceful exit 
from competitive skating.
Exclusive photo © David Ingogly.
Please click twice for larger image.

“Practice Is Perfect”
25+ exclusive new photos of Johnny’s 
Sun Valley rehearsal.
Exclusive photo © David Ingogly.

Also on the blog: 
“Dear Johnny...”
Selected black-and-white photos of Johnny’s 
hauntingly beautiful Schindler’s List debut.
Exclusive photo © David Ingogly.

“Something Beautiful Today.”
Johnny at rehearsal in Sun Valley — Part 1 
(much more to come!)
Exclusive pics plus practice video featuring 
his gorgeous triple axel.
Exclusive photo © David Ingogly.

“Sun Valley Sneak Peek: 
‘A Rare Human So Breathtaking....’ ”
Johnny debuts his Schindler’s List program 
in this stunning simple white costume. 
Exclusive pics and HD video.
Exclusive photo © David Ingogly.

Photo essay of 40+ starkly beautiful 
black-and-white pics featuring Johnny at rehearsal 
as young skaters watch, spellbound.
Exclusive photo © David Ingogly.

Quiet photo essay of exclusive black-and-white pics 
paired with Johnny’s quotes from his 
Exclusive photo © David Ingogly.

A number of Johnny’s auction items 
have been relistedwhich means if you missed out 
the first time around, you’re in luck: 
It’s not too late to own a piece of Weir Gear! 
Go check it out and see what treasures 
you could take home!

Please alert absolutely everyone you’ve ever met 
to “like” and follow the new 
on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr
Because he should be on all the things. 
With or without ice. 
But definitely with Viacheslav.

Please click to vote for Johnny 
once a day as “Best Sportsman”
Because he retweeted Luisa Lotka  to tell us he wants us to! 

Need to see Seasons 1 and 2 all over again? 
Watch episodes online anytime on Logo!
Please be sure to check in with GetGlue a
nytime you’re watching the show... 
or thinking about watching the show.... 
or wishing you were watching the show....

At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!

Johnny tweeted:
“Buy my single,’Dirty Love’ via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!”
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny’s website,
or just click the “Buy” button on the player at the top of the blog!

Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny’s website!

copyright 2013 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

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