Wednesday, April 4, 2012

At Razor's Edge: NOATG Knightly News

Sir Johnny at Night of a Thousand Gowns, 
photographed by Jason Russo of Hey Mr Jason Photography. 
See more from the NOATG red carpet 
in Hey Mr Jason's Facebook album!



Yes, we have more NOATG picspam! Plus an exciting discussion of personal hygiene habits! So let's dive right in!

We begin with NOATG sparkle and glam courtesy of NealB in NYC and Hey Mr. Jason Photography. And when you're done here, please check out these incredible galleries:

NealB's complete album of nearly 100 photos;

Ines Dahne-Steuber's gorgeous album, shared with her permission and including photos featured on Monday's post;

Hey Mr Jason Photography's additional NOATG album of more than 300 photos (!).

As always, please click any photo twice for full-size view.



Johnny with Lori Michaels.


Johnny and Victor chat with 
Empress Nicole the Great, Queen Mother of the Americas (left), 
and another guest.


Onstage with Mike Ruiz as they receive 
their awards from Empress Nicole.




























The honorees pose for more photos. 


Johnny returns to the stage 
for a moment with outgoing Empress VVX Pepperica Swirl 
and Emperor XX Vanity Society.






And he apparently said a few words. 
Please let there be video somewhere.







Yes!! We do have video! Although not of whatever it was 
Johnny said. But there IS some Johnny in this, 
thanks to the always fabulous NealB! 



And Now, Your Health-Class Moment for Today

So last night this happened:


Which, as of this writing, has thus far gotten 600+ "likes" on Facebook. 

And, of course, inspired this helpful brochure:


Welcome to the wonderful world of manscaping, the ultimate in do-it-yourself projects for today's body-conscious male! Yes, you can put the "man" in "manicured"!

What You'll Need
  • Razor
  • iPod to completely distract yourself from what you're doing. Think "texting while driving." That's the kind of multitasking you want to achieve here. You're wielding a surgically sharpened instrument a hairsbreadth away from your most prized and delicate body parts. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Twitter access so you can immediately tweet your results to 175 million people around the world.

Before You Begin
  • Make sure your husband is in his office fully engaged in something important. Confirm that he has Twitter open on his computer.
  • Also make sure your puppy is safely contained, so that if you should suffer some sort of mishap that results in shrieking the word "Balls!", he doesn't come running to play fetch.
  • Optional: Make a sketch of the design you'd like to create.

Key Point to Remember
You can always shave more, but you can never shave less....

Let's Get Started!
  • Insert iPod earbuds and select an appropriate playlist. We recommend "Sexy and I Know It" as a good opening number.
  • Admire your.... self in the mirror as you prepare to trim.
  • Hum along with the music. Well-timed dance moves may help enhance your experience. Think "texting while driving through a high-traffic construction area with cones laid out in an intricate pattern reminiscent of Stonehenge."
  • Completely lose yourself in the music as you apply the razor in time to the beat.
  • Notice an abrupt chill in the air. My, it's suddenly so.... goosepimply in here....
  • Oops.

Wrap-Up
Well, there's nothing left to do now except... tweet!

And wait for some reactions...





Here's the very best part. Let's stop by the Ice Network home page and play, "What's Wrong With This Picture?" Or, more correctly: "What Is Most Lolworthily Right About This Picture?" (Click twice for full-size view. You may need to squint.)



This zoomed-in screencap from @dapperderp might help:



And lest we should forget, it's not the first time temperatures have been an issue for #mytenders:

I still love this clip.



Bonus video!! More Johnny and Victor 
from the GLAAD red carpet!



Why yes he is!! 
Landing quads and kicking ass!
Read his comeback statement 
on his website!



It's not too late! Subscribe now 
and get the entire Johnny Weir perspective, 
including his never-before-heard free skate commentary 
available exclusively on icenetwork.com!



Q and A! Go read it now!




Johnny's Glitter and Ice collection 
with MAC is pretty much sold out, 
but I'm leaving this video on here 
for a little while longer 
because I love it so much. 



Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!



At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!



Johnny tweeted:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"

IN THE SAME WAY THAT IT NEEDS AIR.
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!



Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!


copyright 2012 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved

3 comments:

aaaack said...

Quite a festive event. Everyone looked so happy to be there.

Johnny + Victor = happiness.

Official Johnny Weir Blog + new material = happiness.

aaaack said...

Sorry, I'm rather dense of late and not picking up the connection with the picture.

Am inspired to coin the new term "swanbumps" for what's revealed once the razor hits the swansdown.

aaaack said...

Johnny reports doing quads post shave, so unlike Sampson he's as strong as ever. Maybe Johnny evokes both Samson and Delilah.

By the way, Evan's new outfit by Vera Wang gives me a hint of deja vu. Great design minds think alike? www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAm6yEsbZPY&context=C4c6b114ADvjVQa1PpcFN4tf6xXPJlkvtVv8jCKmkVufvcwZlYdRU=