Tuesday, August 23, 2011

I Played Too Much in Photoshop and Ran Out of Time to Think of a Headline

Artwork inspired by Johnny's Twitter timeline yesterday. Because I wasn't really going to blog but then Robin asked ever so sweetly late last night for a new post. And because I love it when he's tweet-happy.

So hopefully he also picked up this helpful pamphlet:

Chapters include:

Really? A Hickey? People Still Do That? Oh.

You and Your Hickey: Making the Most of Your Brief Time Together

Surprising Health Risks: Keeping Pedestrians Safe from Your Hickey

When It's Time to Say Goodbye: New Laser Treatments Offer Faster Removal Than Ever Before--Although Seriously, Just Give It a Few Days and Treat Yourself to Some Loubs With the Money You'll Save

Bonus "After-Hours" Self-Test: Is It a Hickey or a Birthmark? What You Should Know If FFS No One Ever Explained This to You Before

Yes. Absolutely. Because this is a BGJW crossover episode made in heaven. 

Holy Mother of Russia, hear our charmingly accented and forcefully argumentative prayer, punctuated with vodka and dancing. And heavily clad in fur.

Yes! Q and A returns!! Go read it now 
if you somehow missed its lolworthiness yesterday!

New on Johnny's website!
How I would love to go to this...

More new stuff on Johnny's website!
He'll be attending Macy's Glamorama Los Angeles
on Friday, Sept. 23, and also performing in 
"Fashion on Ice" on Saturday, Sept. 24, in Chicagoland!
Info here!

Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!

At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!

Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!

Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!

copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved


Nicky said...

Very funny post. Do you know how to leave a question for Johnny like those that appear on his website?

Peace said...

Does FFS stand for what I think it does (starts with "for" ends with "sake")? Also, holy crap, I love you. (And Johnny.)

aaaack said...

I have only seen one pimple on Johnny ever. Think Johnny's dermatologist must be like the Maytag Repair Man.

The few times that wee zit (in Johnny's eyes a volcano) has appeared, Johnny has stared it down until it blinked and disappeared.

Misfit Mimes said...

@Nicky: Yes! You can send questions to Johnny via his website. The email address to use is on the "Contact" page there--it's JohnnyWeir@fireworkssm.com.

@Peace: Yep. That's what it stands for. An abbreviation I use liberally, along with WTF and JFC. And I love you back. ♥

aaaack said...

Have no idea what they are singing about but Elka sounds and looks marvelous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV5xJT7BnzE

Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

ahahaha!! OMFG! good thing i finished my drink BEFORE i read your blog post. i used to love to make my brother laugh right after he took a big drink of his milk cause then, you know, he'd spit it out all over. is that hickey flyer/brochure thingie for reals?

and Johnny as a Russian Doll? hell, YEAH, bebe! you KNOW the show's ratings would spike with a Johnny appearance! and can we get him a 6', athletic yet refined, and very very hot Russian Sugar Daddy?

please note the 6 is referring to the Russian Sugar Daddy's height, not inches. hee hee! Bad Robin!

oh! i have to say that i LOVE LOVE LOVE when The Princess answers our questions! i'm crossing my fingers that he'll please oh please answer some more!



Misfit Mimes said...

@Robin: I created the hickey brochure using an actualfax New Jersey Prevention Health Education Network brochure on ... another topic ... as a springboard. LOL. http://njiway.org/health/njphen/images/brochures/all_about_std.gif

WheresMyKoppy said...

I had never heard of 'Russian Dolls' until Johnny mentioned it in his tweet. I came across an ad for it the channel website while looking for something else.

Once again MM, great blog! Your ideas are all so clever and they always work.