Friday, July 15, 2011

China, Day 2: Seriously Hot. Oh, and It's 600 Degrees Outside, Too.

Johnny during his photo shoot in Beijing on Thursday.
Photo courtesy of fabulous Beauty Bear Eric Alt,
who is a god. A really, really kind god
who took pity on all of us who spent yesterday
listlessly refreshing Twitter and Johnny's Facebook page
every two seconds in the wan hope of a stray twitpic or two
and growing more irritable by the minute,
and who thus has provided today's incredible picspam
with the promise of more to come.
Eric, THANK YOU! We love you!

OK! We begin with Eric's new blog entry from China:

Accompanied by this photo in which the people seem a little blurry BECAUSE THEY'RE MELTING ...

... but Eric is completely transfixed only by all that poor, helpless hair that must be saved ...

Thursday, July 14, 10:15 a.m., Beijing

Our heroes are off to the first event of the day: a big fashion shoot starring Johnny! (Captions in quotes provided by Beauty Bear Eric. Click on any photo for full-size view. Do it.)

Johnny heading to the shoot
with his ever-present fan.
Because he's a little melting-y too.

"Getting Johnny ready for his shoot."

"It was like he had done this before ... "

"Everyone clamoring to see Johnny on set."

"Johnny and I having fun and doing our own shot
when no one else was looking."

"Behind-the-scenes footage of the shoot ... "

"... I kept looking for where to put my tokens in.
It was like watching a peepshow!"

"The best part was when they asked Johnny
to destroy the set."

"And then we went on to do an interview
for Conservative Communist TV."
(Note Johnny fanning at the speed of light.)

Thursday, July 14, 2:25 pm

"Johnny at rehearsals ... "

"... and A Very Serious Fan."

Thursday, July 14, 4:20 pm

"Johnny holding court ... "

" ... at the press conference."

Another shot from the press conference
posted by @TU_LY on Twitter, who noted:
"At Press Conference @JohnnyGWeir described his costume
as 'Prostitute wear with lots of sparkles.'"
LOL. (Note Johnny with fan.)

And then finally:

Friday, 10 a.m.-ish, Beijing

The line to take him up on this proposition forms here.
Please take a number.
Your number is 5,895,237,451.
Now serving: 1.
Here, wanna borrow my fan?

Bonus pics!
First, another from Johnny and Eric's arrival in Beijing.
Eric says, "Here are Johnny's Chinese Angels,
who were eagerly waiting ...
I even heard them yelling 'ERIC!'???"
(Yes, of course! Because you're our rockstar too!

Just like What's-His-Face. You know. That skater dude. )

And a second one posted by @TU_LY, who tweeted:
"Poseur! Love @JohnnyGWeir's animal bag!"

And finally, this twitpic posted by @jellyfish967 last night.

Johnny and Eric are in China!
Best wishes to them
for safe travels and wonderful shows!
Need to know when Johnny is?
Check the handy clock in the upper right part
of the blog for the current day and time in China!

Very, very special thanks
to Beauty Bear Eric Alt
for all the amazing picspam!!
And if you haven't yet read this interview with Eric
in Bergen County the Magazine, go now!!
His article begins on page 60.
Plus bonus Johnny!

Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on!

At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!

Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!

Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!

copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved


Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

yay! thank you thank you to Eric! i just died and went to picspam heaven! ♥

i've SO got the happies right now!

and i NEED to see the official photos from that photo shoot or . . . sniff sniff! i'm gonna cry! hopefully some kind fan will scan them and post them, cause it looks like they're gonna be freaking fabulous!

and one last YAY! for beautiful Johnnys and fab Beauty Bears!



Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

OMG! just realized how BIG they are!

hee hee!

and the Princess has nice legs :-)

germansoulmate said...

Picspam Friday...I´m in heaven.

These behind-the-shoot pics...I`m quite speechless. Those pics look...well...they look hot. I need a fan of my very own right now. Where have I put it?

It must be a delight to watch Johnny working his athleticism, his physicalness, his sensuality, his charme. What would I give to be the fly on the wall.

Peace said...

Tokens!! Peep show!! NO PANTS. *srs flail*


And making lots of ice cubes.

germansoulmate said...

LOL..I just recognized his "pretty feet" while destroying the set. Even then he makes an effort to look pretty. Johnny, never change.

BTW...Thank you to Eric for providing all this epicness.

Anonymous said...

L-O-V-E! Yay for MM China picspam, and Thank You Eric!!

Debora Walsh said...

I have two projects due by 5pm, and this is not helping any!...the styling, the beauty, the LEGS....OMG. Each shot is like a little movie that I craft my own storyline around. I'm such a dweeb.

Although the pin up shot, with gams in the air, is probably the most provocative, I am loving the seated one, with the fan and the glasses. In the cinema in my head, I am seeing Johnny's interpretation of a bored oligarch, someone who has seen it all...been there, done that...and is half glaring with some disinterest at an unseen provocateur...daring them them to entertain him. I just love it.

In reality, he's probably just resting between shots. *sigh*

So I'm leaving Fantasy Land now, and headed back to cubicletory...but damn, I've had some fun this morning! And my reading glasses are all fogged up.
Thank you, Binks! Thank you, Eric!

aaaack said...

Eric, thank you! Priceless. Melted.

And jellyfish967, inspired.

Johnny, thank you for looking out for your fans.

Binky, you are among the immortals. Peaches, long life, and grandchildren (all in good time) to you.

Anonymous said...

Eric Alt you rock! Thank you and thanks to MM for these pics!!

can not wait to see that photoshoot and watch that interview..somehow...

notice how in the skating practice pictures Johnny always has the best form in his positions? and I am not just saying that because I am! Its true!

and last of all, Love love the blue sneakers Johnny!


PumaJ said...

My beautiful "younger Femme Sister" looks simply fabulous despite the heat:-) I would surely be one of the melting people by now.

Thank you Binx, for bringing us the terrific pics from the ever wonderful Eric, and thank you for your ever wonderful sense of humor. (♥♥,)

jenn said...

What are those pictures for and how do we see them? And when? Now? Not yet? How about now? OMG…

Carmina said...

....yowza, yowza, YOWZA!...too much beauty to handle right now!...he looks STUNNING - Eric's pics (especially the first one and the one of him in the mirror) are gorgeous!..(sending our Beauty Bear a big hug)...and that legs pic - ay, papi! and "oh daddy!"....Misfit, thank you for making it a Happy Friday for us all!

Angela Gripesalot said...

Not that it really matters, but what was the shoot for? I couldn't find the answer to that even after diligently scrutinising this post from top to bottom and back again (and again), but maybe it was because those pesky pictures that kept getting in the way. Shortsless shots have a way of doing that, no?

WheresMyKoppy said...

Thank you to Eric (and fans) for providing the pictures, and thank you MM for your wonderful Blog! Hate that Johnny has better legs than me, lol! Of course the fans knew Eric! He's our Beauty Bear!