Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Harold and the Amazing Technicolor Invisibility Cloak

Johnny visibly attends the NYC premiere
of The Hangover Part II last night.
Love this outfit!

Oh hai.

You still here?

Yeah, me too.

May 21 came and went, and um, yeah. No end of the world.

Although at least now we know why.

Harold "Doomsday-Yes-It's-The-End-of-the-World!-No-Really-I-
Mean-It-This-Time-Yes-Definitely-Not-1994-It's-Definitely-Saturday-May-21-2011-(Pause)-No-Wait-My-Calculations-Were Incorrect!-
Hold-On-FLAIL" Camping finally emerged from seclusion and silence yesterday to explain that actually, the Rapture DID occur this past Saturday.

It was just ...


"The rapture [Camping] predicted was 'an invisible judgment day' that he has come to understand as a spiritual, rather than physical event," The Washington Post reports.

Yeah, that's it. Invisible. It was invisible.

Like my history homework that time in eleventh grade.

"'We had all of our dates correct,' Camping insisted, clarifying that he now understands that Christ’s May 21 arrival was 'a spiritual coming' ushering in the last five months before the final judgment and destruction."



And also Camping says the world is still really going to definitely end on October 21, 2011. Seriously. For realz.

"'It won't be spiritual on October 21st,' Camping said, adding, 'the world is going to be destroyed all together, but it will be very quick.'"

So quick it won't even be visible, perhaps?

All righty then.

So since I'm still here, I need to get back to the ongoing not-so-invisible meltdown of my life and also pay some of my very visible bills with my increasingly invisible money and then cheerfully explain to the kids that no, of course I did not forget about the laundry--it's just that all the clean clothes are invisible. And then ask the invisible Christ who came back on Saturday but who has been awfully quiet about it--kinda invisible, really--if He could maybe do something about fixing some visibly annoying stuff.

Like Harold Camping, for instance.

I'm now visibly imagining the smile on His invisible face.

Anyway: Fortunately, Johnny didn't get Raptured either and remains winsomely visible to the naked eye, for which we are all very grateful. So it's time to catch up on some recent pics while we suppress a shudder at the thought of a world that by some monstrously horrific miscalculation might not contain a most visible Johnny Weir.

Now that would be Doomsday.

Johnny conducts a seminar for young skaters
as part of "Twirling for Tots" this past Saturday
in Westchester, NY. He's so good with kids!
Check out the photo gallery!
Photo courtesy of Super Managtress Tara Modlin.

Tara and Johnny, ready to head off
to The Hangover: Part II premiere.
Photo courtesy of Super Managtress Tara.

Johnny on the red carpet at The Hangover: Part II premiere.
He's really been rocking the shorts lately!
Dying to know what that image is on the left leg of the shorts.
Love those shoes!

Johnny also will be wonderfully visible at Macy's stores around the country next month, according to items that popped up on his website's Events page! June is national LGBT Pride Month, and Macy's is sponsoring a series of special events hosted by Johnny to celebrate. Check out this list! He'll be appearing at:

(1) Macy's Center City in Philadelphia on Wednesday, June 8, at 5:30 pm.

(2) Macy's Metro Center in Washington, DC, on Thursday, June 9, at 5:30 pm.

(3) Macy's Beverly Center in Los Angeles on Saturday, June 11, at 2 pm.

(4) Macy's on State Street in Chicago (OMG!) on Wednesday, June 22, at 5:30 pm.

(5) Macy's Herald Square in NYC on Thursday, June 23, at 6 pm.

(6) Macy's at Tyrone Square Mall in St. Petersburg, FL, on Friday, June 24, at 6 pm as the kickoff to Gay Pride Weekend in St. Petersburg.

Yes, in the aftermath of so much stupid, this is what the world needs: Johnny Weir, at a Macy's shopping event near you. Visibly proud and beautiful, and encouraging others to be so too. (No, Harold. Not you.)

Now that's what I call ... Rapture. :)

Please help Johnny meet his goal
of raising $10,000 for breast cancer research
by visiting his donor page!
And buy tickets NOW to see Johnny
perform in Skate for Hope on
Saturday, June 18, in Columbus, OH!
(Same weekend as the Annually Awesome
Columbus Gay Pride Parade--win-win!)

UPDATE: Johnny will be performing
FOUR times at Skate for Hope!
He'll be in the Headliners' Opening and Closing numbers,
and also will skate two solos!

Yes! Johnny's dresses are now available
for purchase only on eDressMe.com!

At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!

Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!

Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!

copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved


germansoulmate said...


Isn´t it great that, among other things, Johnny is still gracing our world? For which we are indeed grateful. Visibly grateful, and He is smiling at us being visibly happy.

germansoulmate said...

Oh...have I mentioned that I love Johnny´s yesterday´s outfit. I definitely approve.

CrazyColorist said...

Amid all the rampant rapture stupidity and some of the horrible idiotic things people did in response, one of the worst was his "disappointment" and how it was a really "rough weekend" for him. Yes, 99% of the world's population didn't die horrifically at the hands of a vengeful god. How is this guy not in a straight jacket?!

Love your take on the situation, Mama. Jesus really needs to give Harry Potter his cape back though. Voldemort and all. It's a scary world...

Maggie St. said...

THIS explains a lot! The Invisibility Cloak is where Harold Camping....uh, I mean Voldemort, stores a piece of his soul. He & Harold must still be gathering them all up so they can be a whole person at the Rapture!

I too am happy to still be in a World that has Johnny in it. :)

Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

Rapture? Huh?

Sorry, I'm too busy checking the mailbox every 2 seconds for my Johnny Weir dress to notice that the world was supposed to be ending!

Hmm . . . what about now? (Checks again)

You just know I'm totally gonna SQUEEEEEEEE! and twirl around when it gets here!