Thursday, April 7, 2011

Forsooth and Forswear, I Shall Do As He Commands

So these are some of Johnny's tweets from yesterday:

(OK, I made that last one up....)

If you would like to send an actualfax letter handwritten in cursive to Johnny, you can mail it to him c/o Fireworks Sports Marketing, 325 West 38th Street, Suite 1701, New York, NY 10018, and pray that it reaches him through whatever time-travel wormhole it has to hurtle through to find him lounging languidly on his fainting couch, just waiting to go through all those wax-sealed envelopes...

There's still time left to bid on Johnny's donation to Figure Skating in Harlem's charity auction! Up for bid until April 20 is his Poker Face costume created especially for the premiere of Skating With the Stars and autographed by Johnny. It's a fabulous item, and the money goes to such a worthwhile cause! #winning

Aaaaaand there's still time to get tickets for Gregory and Petukhov!: Proud Nation--co-hosted by Dorothy Hamill and Michael Buckley of What the Buck, and starring Melissa Gregory and Denis Petukhov--is this Friday, April 8, at 7:30 p.m. at Simsbury's International Skating Center of Connecticut!!!

Advance tickets are $35 for on-ice seating and $20 for stadium seating. Ticket prices at the door are $40 on-ice and $25 stadium.

Proud Nation promo poster! Click for larger view.

~ Our thoughts, our prayers, our hearts are with you ~
Please order a shirt today to help the people of Japan!
For more ways to pitch in, please see this article.

Yes, Ice Dreams is happening again
in Bensenville, IL, on April 30!
For every ticket sold, $1 will be donated to
the Japanese Red Cross.
More info on the Ice Dreams website
and the Ice Dreams Facebook page!
Young skaters: Sign up here to audition!

Yes! At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!

Please help Johnny meet his goal
of raising $10,000 for breast cancer research
by visiting his donor page! Any amount
you can give will help Skate for Hope
in the fight against cancer.
You also can get tickets NOW to see Johnny
perform in Skate for Hope on
Saturday, June 18, in Columbus, OH!
(Same weekend as the Annually Awesome

Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!

Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!

copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved


germansoulmate said...

Oh, Binky, you´ve outdone yourself again with that letter. LOL. Had to read it twice. Double-LOL.

I love your creativity and your humor.

Maggie St. said...

Yea verily, I herein doth rejoice at the good luck of those most fortunate to bear witness of the magnifical Mr. Weir as he wields his blades of metal on the frozen landscape of Bensonville.

I would continue, but talking in this manner is damn difficult!

Now, where did I put that sealing wax??

aaaack said...

Johnny is a man of the world, both new and old, country and city. His fashion sense would impress even Beau Brummel.

I doff my feathered bonnet and swirl it thrice in your honor, Lady Bink, affectionate nickname for Binkie. [Respelled Binkie, as parallel to "Pinkie" (the feminine counterpart of "The Blue Boy" at the Huntington Gallery).]

PumaJ said...

Binx, can I hire you to write love letters for me?

Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

oh my, Lady Binks, this is one elegant letter!

"fires of a sensual nature"? hee hee!

you need to open a school of letter writing!


aaaack said...

Across the nation....a sudden run on sealing wax and stampers, quills or pens with gold-tipped metal nibs, and creamy high-cotton-content stationery. The Postal Service registers an uptick in the sheet counts of LOVE stamps sold....

WheresMyKoppy said...

LOL! I love it! Great job as usual MM!