Tuesday, March 29, 2011

But Wait--There's More!

In light of our customers' overwhelming response to last week's Skate Wars movie promo, we are pleased to announce this new Skate Wars Action Figure series! By popular demand! You wanted it--we've created it!

Just take a look at everything you get!

Fully posable figures come pre-loaded with all your favorite phrases! Or: Pull each figure's string twice quickly, and they refuse to speak to one another for an hour!

Optional accessory pack includes matching his-n-hers fur coats plus tiny take-out boxes of Korean BBQ, miniature glasses of pomegranate juice, and beautiful cod sandwiches. (None of which Johnny Skyskater will eat. Although sometimes you can get him to sip the juice.)

Yes, it's all the wit and wisdom of Jedi Master Galina in one petite but powerful package! Additional phrases include:

Feel like dish for macaroni. (Describing the bottom of Johnny Skyskater's boot, from moving the blade.)

For this you work, hard work, like horse work, yeah?

Tired, don't tired, doesn't matter. Need a skate.

Like for bull, you know. Like toreador. Johnny shaking Red Square.

You need to die here so you can move on.

Look like, not for eat. (Discussing Korean BBQ.)

He will be drink before competition. (While mixing pomegranate juice.)

Who is Versace? Who is Chanel? Stephanie right now person number one!

Must be make it funeral ceremony for this is fox.

Some judge give joke marks.

I think for Johnny, international ... Olympic ... it Johnny time. I think he will skate perfect.

And of course this beloved fan favorite:

If he believes in himself, he can do anything.

Order yours today!


Very special thanks to Jenn Kittler
for her invaluable help with Galina-speak! :)

~ Our thoughts, our prayers, our hearts are with you ~
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to help the people of Japan.
Text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation
that will appear on your phone bill.
Or support Lady Gaga's donation efforts
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For more ways to help, please see this article.

Yes, Ice Dreams is happening again
in Bensenville, IL, on April 30!
For every ticket sold, $1 will be donated to
the Japanese Red Cross
More info on the Ice Dreams website
and the Ice Dreams Facebook page!
Young skaters: Sign up here to audition!

Yes! At last: Pop Star On Ice is now available on DVD!
Order yours today from the Pop Star On Ice website!

Please help Johnny meet his goal
of raising $10,000 for breast cancer research
by visiting his donor page! Any amount
you can give will help Skate for Hope
in the fight against cancer.
You also can get tickets NOW to see Johnny
perform in Skate for Hope on
Saturday, June 18, in Columbus, OH!
(Same weekend as the Annually Awesome

Johnny tweeted recently:
"Buy my single,'Dirty Love' via iTunes.
Tell all your friends to as well. The more copies sold
takes me one step closer to making a video! №1!"
You know what to do.
Please buy the song from Johnny's website,
or just click the "Buy" button on the player
at the top of the blog!

Hey, Welcome to My World also is available
as an eBook! More info on Johnny's website!

copyright 2011 / Binky and the Misfit Mimes / Lynn V. Ingogly / all rights reserved


germansoulmate said...

*kichert* LOL

Nancy Knisley said...

I love that your mind ventures into such delightfully strange places, Binkz. I'm so glad you have this blog.

aaaack said...

Formula for a hot toddy when fighting flu, or just plain feeling under the weather: cognac, honey, lemon, nuts, and/or reading misfit mime's blog.

So glad that you have Johnny playing three roles so he can have a really versatile wardrobe of outfits. He can be dressed for desert, icy climates, jungle, bar scenes, diplomatic missions, Jedi functions, pirate (smuggling), etc.

PumaJ said...

OMG! OMG! OMG! This is too funny! I love it. I want those dolls, Binx. Didn't you say they were going into production soon in your garage?

aaaack said...

Stray memory: Yoda vs. Sidious fight scene, a classic... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWz6IOew5U4

Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

OMG!! love it! wish Galina was gonna be at Ice Dreams so i could get her autograph, too.


guess i'll just have to settle for the action figure.


WheresMyKoppy said...

Lets us know when those action figures are done MM! LOL!

You have a delightfully clever mind!

Princess Johnny-Love ♥ said...

just saw the tag about Ewok Beauty Bears . . . PLEASE??!

*down on my knees begging*

c'mon . . . you HAVE to!!